I have been requested by Maddie to putout an appeal to all of you to help us with BunnyTunes 4. What Maddie needs is for you to send her pictures and videos & stuff so that she can make another DVD

I know that I can rely on you all to help.

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: The old farm lane

I produced a recording of "The Old Farm Lane" this morning. I must say that I'm quite pleased with it. I sent it to Maddie in case she wants to make a video for it and she said that she likes it too.

BunnyTunes 4 is going to be BRILLIANT!!!

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: The Old Fam Lane

Whilst I've had Cedric distracted working on the carrot project I've been free to pursue other tasks, so I decided to write a new Bunny Tune called The Old Farm Lane. Now as you know, our pet 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head listens to some pretty obscure stuff, and I caught him listening to something the other day that was recorded 57 years ago, but I liked it, and so I based my song on it.

I will be VERY surprised if anybun can figure out where the inspiration comes from but here are the words

This first bit is spoken rather than sung

This is the story of the Old Farm Lane

Now the Old Farm Lane is where the farmer lives with his dog

The thing is though,

The wild bunnies need to use the lane to reach their food

The farmer lets the bunnies use the lane on one condition

The condition is that all the bunnies are allowed to eat when they reach the farm is grass & weeds

So when a bunny came hopping down the lane the farmer shouts

BUNNY, WHAT YOU BEEN EATING, IF YOU’VE TOUCHED MY CROPS I’LL SET THE DOG ON YOU.

Well I ain’t had no crops replies the rabbit, I just had grass & weeds

That’s ok then says the farmer, you go on through

But as the rabbit hops down the lane he picks up a little speed….

He shouts back to the farmer

He says I fooled you he says I fooled you I ate ALL your veg!!!

Now comes the singing bit

Now The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

The Old Farm Lane don’t you ever stop

Oh The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

If you want to make it get your tail and then you shake it

Watch the farmer and the dog on The Old Farm Lane

Now The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

The Old Farm Lane don’t you ever stop

Oh The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

If you want to make it get your tail and then you shake it

Watch the farmer and the dog on The Old Farm Lane

A,B,C,W,X,Y.ZEE – The dogs in the kennel and he can’t see me

 

Now The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

The Old Farm Lane don’t you ever stop

Oh The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

If you want to make it get your tail and then you shake it

Watch the farmer and the dog on The Old Farm Lane

I may be right & I may be wrong but the Farmer’s carrots are still long gone

 

Now The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

The Old Farm Lane don’t you ever stop

Oh The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

If you want to make it get your tail and then you shake it

Watch the farmer and the dog on The Old Farm Lane

I tell you rabbits I’m free from harm I’m hoppin’ off goin’ down the farm

 

Now The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

The Old Farm Lane don’t you ever stop

Oh The Old Farm Lane is the place to hop

If you want to make it get your tail and then you shake it

Watch the farmer and the dog on The Old Farm Lane

Can anybun guess what 2-foot song inspired it?

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: The Old Farm Lane

My fellow Lagamorphs.

I just wanted to let you all know that I am making progress regarding the cost of carrots. The 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head has bought a packet of seeds and I have left Cedric strict instructions to supervise the nurture of the crop.

I'm not sure that Cedric quite appreciates what this means however, as he seems to be checking on the seeds every hour on the hour, and he looks more and more troubled each time he checks and finds that they haven't grown yet. I don't think he realises that it takes anything up to 12 weeks for them to be ready!

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Carrots are lovely to chew

First of all, I would like to thank EVERYBUN for their suggestions about how best to address the carrot question. Useful information so far...

The Tesco allotment have carrots with green tops reduced in price to 1 gold pellet token at the moment.

Markets & greengrocer allotments USUALLY have carrots a bit cheaper.

I have a major project though for EVERYBUN to par-tissy-pate in. I want each and everybun of you to send your 2-foots out to buy a packet of carrot seeds which look like this



If possy-bull get a variety that grows carrots like these




The advantage of these particular carrots is that they can be grown indoors on a windowsill, but whatever kind you get, plant them this week and be prepared to give regular reports of how well they are doing. At WORST, you should get a good crop of LOVELY green tops.

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Carrots are lovely to chew

Friends.

I am truly touched by all of your messages of support and your HUGE vote of confidence. I am proud to be able to say that after this what else can I do but continue as your Pry-Minister.

I have been really impressed by the way that everybun has rallied round to resolve the BunnyTunes issue, and can now report that negotiations are taking place which will enable deprived buns to listen to BunnyTunes in future. Thank you, all of you.

Now we come to a pressing issue raised in the press regarding carrot prices. Again, I would appeal to all ministers to forward your suggestions on how to resolve this matter. I myself have some ideas that I'm ready to put in place, but I intend to take all your hop-in-onions into account before I make a decision.

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Farm down in Devon

I hereby convene a meeting of the Bunny-Mint. All available ministers should participate.

It has come to my attention thanks to Deputy Pry-Minister Cedric Rex that there is a crisis in Lagamorphia. It would appear that there are some buns out there that are being deprived of BunnyTunes.

It is IMPERATIVE that all ministers make every effort to put the link to the BunyTunes website http://www.freewebs.com/bunnytunes/

Anybun reading this who is currently deprived of BunnyTunes should change the homepage of the 2-foot's browser to http://www.freewebs.com/bunnytunes/

Finally, I want ALL ministers to come up with ideas and solutions to this vital issue. WE MUST PREVAIL!!!

Current Location: The Bunny-Mint
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: BunnyTunes (all of them)

Just a short message to let you all know that I have heard from the Gower Bunn Gang.

The message is that you are not to worry, but their 2-foot is broken at the moment, and while they are trying to fix her they don't really have time to attend to their journal, but I'm sure that you will all join me in sending vibes to the Gower Bunn Gang and their broken 2-foot and then with any luck we will see them back on the case before too long.

Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: My 2-foot's shadow

If you've read Cedric's entry then you will know that I put in a wonderful acting performance today. I had to hop about and eat pellets while the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head sang a song.

I realised very quickly that it would be a good thing to have to do it all over again as this will mean more pellets. I may try for take 2 tomorrow...

Current Mood: devious
Current Music: Binkies & Hops

I know that it's been a really long time since I have posted anything, but to be honest, Cedric does such a good job of keeping everybun informed about life in our burrow that I seldom feel the need to post anything myself.

Today though, I just thought that I would tell you what we did for the 2-foots. As responsible pet owners, we like to let them know from time to time that they are appreciated, and so we each made them an Easter card with one of our old photos on the front, and with a specially composed verse inside. I thought you may like to read what I had written...

You are my special 2-foots
You bring me toys and treats
You give me lots of lovely things
That bunnies like to eat
So have a hoppy Easter
With lots of chocolate bliss
And while you’re fast asleep in bed
I’ll come and have a piss

Well you have to make an effort don't you?

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: My 2-foot's shadow