The Hare-Um have requested that we post pictures of our 2-foots as we see them, I think this is a good idea. It's also a hoportunity to reveal the result of the Bunny-Mint vote regarding broken 2-foots.

Just to remind you, the hoptions were as follows:-

Option a
Buns should have the option of having broken 2-foots should be put to sleep so that they can be replaced by something more suitable

Option b
Broken 2-foots should be given a reasonable time to repair themselves so that they can resume their former duties on recovery.

The result was that everybun that took the time and trouble to vote voted for "b" so we will NOT be putting any 2-foots to sleep.

Anyway, here is a picture of our pet 2-foot (The one with no fur on the top of his head)

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Current Music: Pauls Banner (for bunnies)

After several days of intense investigation at the behest of Teddy, I have decided that we need to have a vote in the Bunny-Mint to decide what we are going to do about broken 2-foots.

Here is the information we have so far.

Both of our 2-foots are broken and have been for some weeks now. The are coughing and spluttering and are even more useless than normal.

Teddy's 2-foot is broken and is wasting good Bunny Slave time nomming medicine.

Boogey has the following to report - Mtwo-foot breaks ORL de times. She ORLWAYS gets tummy ahces. She ORLWAYS gets migrains. She ORLWAYS has allergies!

Sasha on the other paw has this observation - My personal slave is fine - her kits are defo knackered. One stewpidly tried to stop a fight at a youthclub where he works and ended up with a chair in the face and a broken jaw. The other is a student so is always sick with something called a hangover.

This report is from Star & Sweetpea - Mom has been very very tired lately, even though she's working less! We hope she gets back to working every night again...her being home is not working for us!
But hopparently the reason moms been so tired lately is a weird infecktion in her...NOSE!
We have tired of hearing her go on about it and are packing her off to the 2foot vet tomorrow.
Of course her arms, hands, neck...still don't work right - but she keeps saying she doesn't want surgery. Goodness she IS quite broken! We forgot the complaints about her one foot/heel and the incessant sneezing from her Al Lergies!
Hrmm... we need to think about replacing her!Before she can't make it from kit-chin to bunny room to give us our treats and food!

Finally this has come in from The Hairymob. - We have a broken mummy - her leg is in plaster and it is going to be on for six weeks! That has got to smell :( Mum also has ask-ma - and she has lots of other things as well but she carries on bravely due to our training :)
Dad is just useless, he is broken all the time and should be replaced!

Cedric and I have therefore come up with the following motion for everybun to vote on (please vote "a" or "b"

Option a
Buns should have the option of having broken 2-foots should be put to sleep so that they can be replaced by something more suitable

Option b
Broken 2-foots should be given a reasonable time to repair themselves so that they can resume their former duties on recovery.

Obviously, if option b wins the vote we will then need to have another vote to decide what consitutes a "reasonable" time.

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Current Music: My 2-foot's shadow

Ceddie Bun Please be my Buck
Lay down with me and bring me luck

Please always keep me safe from harm
And I will lick you and keep you warm

With all my special love

Millie

XXXXX

Current Music: Bunderful Tonight

I have had a request from Teddy that I institute an enquiry to establish why we seem to have so many broken 2-foots. In order to allow me to do this would everybun with a broken 2-foot or a 2-foot that tends to break from time to time please let me have details so that I can consult with the appropriate ministers and conduct an investigation.

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Current Music: my 2-foot's shadow

Would everybun please join me in welcoming Jingo to the important cabinet position of Minister for the disabled in the Bunny-Mint.

Jingo is an important member of the Hairymob thehairymob and will be an invaluable member of our team promoting the rights and abilities of disabled buns.

I think that you will all agree that we are lucky to have Jingo with us.

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Current Music: Can I have my bunny back

It's not very often that I post to my journal as I usually leave all the communication duties to Cedric, however, I have decided that henceforth all over Lagamorphia that from now on 17th January will be an International Ollieday.

This is because Ollie (One of the co-founders of the LIA with Jaz) went to the Rainbow Bridge on 17th January 2008. Such an important bun, one who made such an important contribution deserves to be remembered in purr-pee-chew-itty, so this is how we will do it from now on.

In future, each 17th January nobun will be required to do any werk, and flops, binkies, & bunny 500's shall be done in Ollie's honour.

Announcement ends

From the office of Pry-Minister Millie-Millie-Millie-Millie Bun-Bun-Bun-Bun.

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Hey there darling Ollie

I am looking for a reliable method of measuring the size of a bunny's head as it seems to me that Cedric's head is getting bigger and I'm concerned that this could be a symptom of something serious.

Cedric seems to be spending more and more time looking in mirrors and at photographs of himself. He seems to think that as he has now spent some considerable time writing Dandy's journal that he should therefore inherit Dandy's epithet of "Most handsome, talented, and modest bun in the world".

Now I have tried to tell him that there can only ever be one Dandy and handsome though Cedric undoubtedly is, only Dandy can EVER be know by that title.

If I can PROVE to him that his head is getting bigger then I MAY be able to get him to see sense, but how to measure it...

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Current Music: Can I have my bunny back

Dear Lagamorphians.

As your Pry-Minister it falls to me to speak to you today regarding some of the reports that you might have been seeing on the light up box in the corner.

First of all, I would like to address the subject of the credit crunch.
I would like to reassure everybun that you WILL be given credit for all your achievements. Whether it be tearing off the wallpaper in the burrow, destroying the furniture, or simply looking cute by executing a well timed flop nothing has changed. You will be appreciated exactly as you always have been, so please don't concern yourselves, your Pry-Minister the Bunny-Mint, and the LIA have everything under control. It's just a shame that the 2-foots can't be so efficient with their affairs.

Secondly, on the subject of the Ban-King Crisis.
You must remember that anything that affects 2-foot kings does NOT affect Rex bunnies. Deputy Pry-Minister Cedric (himself a rex) has been werking very hard to ensure that no Buns are involved in any way in the ban.

We are constantly werking in your best interests. We WILL ensure that you are all OK.

If any of you have any questions or feel that you need further reassurance we are here to help.

Millie-Millie-Millie-Millie Bun-Bun-Bun-Bun Pry-Minister of Lagamorphia.

Current Location: The Bunny-Mint
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Feed The Buns

I know that Cedric is doing his best organising the production and despatch of the Live Hay'd DVD's but he has overlooked something important.

Could I please ask that everybun that receives a DVD writes a review of it? Tell us what you like the best and if you think there's anything we could do different or better next time then we'd like to know that too.

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Live Hay'd

I was about to add a comment to Cedric's journal entry about wisdom http://dandybun.livejournal.com/444977.html but then I thought no! It's not fair as I have something of an advantage being Pry-Minister so I won't add my comment just yet, I'll wait until there are 7 or 8 others first. Well I've waited for a whole day now and how many pearls of wisdom are there? ONE! yes ONE! Come on the rest of you, give us some bunny phil-ossy-fee!!!

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