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March Policy Update - Millie-Millie-Millie-Millie Bun-Bun-Bun-Bun
Pry-Minister of Lagamorphia
March Policy Update

Hello my friends and welcome to my March Policy Update.
I have decided this month to highlight a situation that has been concerning me some time now, I need to speak to you about carrots.

There has been a spate lately of 2-foots providing carrots that do not have their green tops attached. This is tantamount to cruelty and must be eradicated.

I would urge my ministers to submit suggestions to help Lagamorphian citizens to ensure that 2-foots provide properly constituted carrots.

Policy statement ends.

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Feed The Buns

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camprosienews From: camprosienews Date: March 5th, 2012 08:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
We ony eet McCarrots wiv large french fry cawwots and a diet water. Wots all dis gween stuff? Yeuch!

Agents 107 and 108 at the Hop-In Maccy D's
milliebun From: milliebun Date: March 5th, 2012 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear 107 and 108. I am very concerned at the level of deprivation you are suffering which may go some way to explaining your lack of literacy. I recommend that you sue your pet 2-foot and claim a sizeable salad in recompense for his neglect.
furrymob From: furrymob Date: March 5th, 2012 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Girls - be honest!! You know your dadda only buys you the bestist available. Or is this your sneaky way of trying to get more and work your way up the ranks of the LIA?

Granny, Mummy and Auntie
camprosienews From: camprosienews Date: March 5th, 2012 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeh, he shovz gween and owange bits in fwont of us twices a day but its blech! We want Big Bun wiv fwies to go! And he twies to gib us pellets. Duble blech! I want mix bak. Werz it gonned?

Wosie and Bobbie chavbuns
furrymob From: furrymob Date: March 5th, 2012 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
We like mix too but it's a distant memory bunless we pretend to be ill and then it miraculously appears again...
erin_scotty From: erin_scotty Date: March 5th, 2012 08:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
here , 2-foots providing carrots that have their green tops attached . but anyway there's a problem ,they providing carrots from supermarkets and not from free markets ,and supermarkets carrots are not so good .

camprosienews From: camprosienews Date: March 5th, 2012 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Terrible too futs. I bet you have to hop over to the food when they don't bring it too you

master_dandy From: master_dandy Date: March 6th, 2012 08:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Hopparently it's got something to do with the weather and the time of year. Mum says all the carrot tops are "manky" and we don't tolerate manky stuff.

She says we need to look forward to the tasty locally grown ones. 2foots are too useless to grow tasty tops all year round, they're not clever enough.
In the meantime we are making do with the posh M&S sprowt trees.
bella_greta From: bella_greta Date: March 6th, 2012 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
We insist oh naving our green tops served without the carrot attached - the carrot is served later on, neatly sliced & presented.

B&G xx
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