Hello my friends and welcome to my March Policy Update.
I have decided this month to highlight a situation that has been concerning me some time now, I need to speak to you about carrots.
There has been a spate lately of 2-foots providing carrots that do not have their green tops attached. This is tantamount to cruelty and must be eradicated.
I would urge my ministers to submit suggestions to help Lagamorphian citizens to ensure that 2-foots provide properly constituted carrots.
Policy statement ends.