Greetings Fellow Lagamorphians and welcome to my June Policy Update.
I am very hoppy to be able to report that treats have been in plentiful supply here in The BunnyMint and that salads have been provided in great variety and generally on time. It is also good to be able to tell you that the wild rabbit population around here is booming. My pies tell me that there are more wild rabbits around than last year or the year before that which shows that our policies are working.
As you know my friends I try to keep my policy announcements as simple as possible, so this month I am only announcing one new policy and it is this. All rabbits should have at least 23 meals a day. We need to keep our strength up!